Tebow learns from Jay and Silent Bob that the internet is a place where people slander each other anonymously and share pornography.

Nine days ago the internet became a fast moving, petty hate machine that was destined to destroy Tim Tebow after he was cut by the New York Jets. The hate kept growing and literally turned into a form of adult bullying so gross that it made even the most steadfast anti-Tebow football fans, myself included, stop and almost feel sorry for the guy…

Do you see what you’ve done? This is why we can’t have nice things folks.

Thanks to everyone’s fifth grade school yard bully behavior, Roger Goodell and the NFL has fined the entire internet for excessive celebration and the taunting of Tim Tebow.

When asked for comment on this unprecedented move,  Goodell said, ” We need to send a message to people that this type of behavior is not acceptable and that even fans can be held accountable for their actions. We’ll be docking your YouTube money, working with Ebay to create fees to shell out fines and even scraping the five dollars that your friends donated to your shitty Kickstarter projects. No virtual stone will be left un-turned.”

Roger means business guys…

I hope that you’ve all learned your lesson.

That lesson being… Comedy is hard…

Leave it to the pros, you dicks.

One last edit… We couldn’t leave you without one last jab.. Thanks to the Kommish for those Photoshop skillz.

Thank you Miami Trophy Wife that’s 10 years past her expiration date.

Now… Let’s never speak this name again… unless it’s three times into a mirror in hopes of conjuring the broken spirit and terrifying your children.